About me

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on


And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

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