6 REASONS WHY A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...

1. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

2. You drop your 3:00 a.m. Burger on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

3. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.

4. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

5. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

6. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.



Kaum spricht man vom Teufel, flitzt er auch schon vorbei...