People think hockey is a sport. It's
not. Hockey is three activities
taking place at the same time: ice
skating, fooling around with a puck,
and beating the sh*t out of somebody!




!!!Meine Alkohol Mannschaft hat ein Eishockeyproblem!!!


For all of you hockey players out there. You know you play hockey when any of the following are true.

1. You spend more time at the rink then anywhere else.

2. Spandex is a neccessity.

3. Non-hockey players gag when they walk into your locker room.

4. You like the way your hands smell when you take your gloves off.

5. You know what freezing gear feels like.

6. You know when its okay to leave your gear in your car and when its not.

7. You fix everything with hockey tape.

8. You consider body checking obnoxious people at school when they are acting stupid.

9. You believe in miracles.

10. You don't flinch at pucks flying at the glass when watching a game.(unless you're a goalie then you try to stop/catch it)

11. You put your gear on in a certain way before each game.

12. You know all the greatest songs to get pumped up before a game.

13. You know the meaning of Goalies first.

14. You are not afriad to protect your goalie.

15. You go after people who are 3 times bigger than you because they messed with you goalie.

16. You are used to getting up at 4 in the morning just for hockey.

17. You know what top shelf is.

18. You have more coordination on ice than off ice.

19. You have a collection of broken sticks and look at it as a masterpiece and not a pile of junk.

20. You read all of these and know they're true.

21. Your weekends all year long are consumed with games/tourneys.

22. When even though you are not from Canada